Queen Bee? More like wannabe…

Dear Mom at the school,

Here is a little newsflash for you- if you have a license plate cover that says “The Queen Bee,” you are not now nor were you ever “queen” of anything. The fact that it is something you actually had to screw on to your license plate actually almost makes me pity you. Also- do you read? Can you read? Ever heard of this book?

Take it off your car. It makes you look like a bigger douche than Jon Gosselin.

Helpfully Yours,
Queen Mother (who doesn’t need to advertise)

About Jen Cross

Born and raised in Dallas, TX, I enjoy writing books about life in Dallas and relationships and their many ups and downs.
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