So the politician almost six and I are discussing venues for his birthday.
Me: “What about the zoo?”
Politician:hmm..no that isn’t a safe place for children. Too many wild animals.
Me: What about a petting zoo?
Politician: Yeah! Those are nice animals. Wait a second…do petting zoos have tigers?
Me: No. I am reasonably certain there are no petting zoos with tigers.
Politician: Well that would be ok then.