The Quest for Truth on the Internets

I have found myself with some rather grody and disturbing symptoms as of late, and considering that my years spent watching Grey’s Anatomy have failed me, I have turned to the Internets to diagnose me.  What did we do before modern technology allowed the thrill of instant  diagnosis?  Perusing under one of my symptoms of “shoulder pain,” I stumbled upon the following list of symptoms for a heart attack:

Squeezing chest pain or pressure
– Shortness of breath
– Sweating
– Tightness in chest
– Recurring chest discomfort
– Pain spreading to shoulders, neck or arms
– Indigestion or gas-like pain
– Dizziness, nausea or vomiting
– Unexplained weakness, fatigue
– Discomfort/pain between shoulder blades
– Sense of impending doom

The site admonishes–if you feel this way, call 911 immediately! Uh, that is how I feel 99% of the time when I wake up with the children jumping in our bed and sharing their morning joy not to mention breath.   Hmm..I wonder if the cute cops in our neighborhood deliver coffee?  

About Jen Cross

Born and raised in Dallas, TX, I enjoy writing books about life in Dallas and relationships and their many ups and downs.
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