America’s Barbie and her batshit-crazy lunatic of a husband are splitting it seems or are they? According to Gawker.com, Heidi has left Spencer not because he was an abusive freak but for her true love, reality television.
It seems she and Jen Bunny (please tell me, that isn’t that poor, unfortunate, dim-witted girl’s real name) are going to move into an apartment on the beach and live the single life. Maybe they can call it “The Beaches?” Get it–The Bitch–er, never mind.
I have to sympathize with Heidi’s tough decision. It is kinda hard to make a fun show about single girls living on the beach with a husband skulking around-total mood killer, if you know what I mean. I love my husband like CRAZY, but hey, how many reality tv shows are there about vapid single girls chasing after the same group of veneral diseases, er guys. I would have some HARD decisions to make in that situation.
However, if I know those two crazy kids, and that isn’t just a euphemism, Team Speidi will find a way to reconnect. Perhaps even in the recovery room of Spencer’s own plastic surgery. I predict that he will tell the world that he is becoming more “Ken” to get Heidi back only to surprise us all with a Ted Kaziinski look instead. I mean, why not look the part is all that I am saying?
Adieu, Heidi and Spencer. It is a shame that no children were produced as a reminder of your union..actually it isn’t.