Yesterday, I picked the Perfectionist (4) , the Professor (6) and the Lawyer (8) up from camp. One of the perfectionist’s schoolmates ran up to say goodbye, and he leaned in and gave her a big wet kiss on the lips. WOW..bring it my four year old baby.
As we rode home, the boys have this conversation.
Lawyer: Hey..why did you kiss your friend?
Perfectionist: I just did.
Lawyer: Is she your giiiirlfriend?
Lawyer: But what about M and A? (M and A are two other girls that Perfectionist is obsessed with)
Perfectionist: Yeah. They are my guuurlfriends, too. Any gurwl that is nice to me is my gurwlfriend.
Professor: I don’t have a girlfriend.
Lawyer: Yeah. I don’t either. But I will someday, and you will, too.
Professor: Hey Mommy, turn up Taylor Swift.