Are You Kidding Me? Did Your Mother Dress You?

It always amazes me what other women find appropriate to wear out to dinner and drinks. Usually, I am thrown by their blatant attempts to look hot in ill fitting shirts, poor shoe/outfit coordination and their obvious distaste for appropriate support garments. However, last night, took.the.cake.

My friend had offered to take me out for a drink to celebrate my birthday, and we decided on J Blacks. Love that place. Laid back without being divey, casual atmosphere, nice staff, limited number of douches.

So I really wasn’t expecting this:

A young lady was wearing her Frogs dress with pride about 40 miles away from where the game was played that afternoon. In other words, this wasn’t a quick drink after the game–she intended to wear this dress at one of Dallas’ newest and happening watering holes.

But wait, that is not all. This young lady still had a TCU temporary tattoo on her cheek AND… atop her ponytail sat a hair bow that looked like this:

So I’m wondering…why do her sorority sisters hate her so much? Or maybe she lost a bet? I was so close to pulling an emergency make-over right there in the bathroom, but I restrained myself. Sometimes you just have to let it go.

I love college football as much as the next Texas girl, but honestly, it was to quote the lawyer (9) “a little much.”

About Jen Cross

Born and raised in Dallas, TX, I enjoy writing books about life in Dallas and relationships and their many ups and downs.
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